her story's all start with one of the following, "on Regis and Kelly" "on Rachel Ray" or "Today on the View"
her children hear the music to Rachel Ray and say, "are they playing the game with the Mystery Taster today?"
her children don't bat an eyelash when midsentence she jumps up and runs to the trashcan/toilet to puke
were her children's stomach's examined the findings would look something like this: corndog, fishstick, french fry, pizza, apple, pizza, french fry, corndog, fishstick, pear
she's not embarrassed when people stop by and the door can barely be opened, because of all the toys, by the children still in their pj's at 1pm
she has to look at a calendar to see when she last took a shower
if she get's dressed the kids ask "where are you going"
and lastly, she hasn't blogged in forever because she uses blogging time to sleep!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Ah, the joys of motherhood! Hang in there, Sweetie! Love, Aunt Linda :-)
Aw, this made me happy! I'm so excited to see you at Thanksgiving! I love the new pictures of Christin and Lindesy too! I can't believe you're letting them grow when I'm not there! I hope you're not too overwhelmed with all the kids! I love you!
...also when there is a trip to the emergency room involved...:-)
You have to let me in on how you can watch Regis and Kelly and Rachel Ray without the kids having a complete meltdown.. At my house, if Gabbi's not watching one of her shows, no one is watching anything. Seriously, if it's not what she wants she'll cry and turn the tv off.. repeatedly..
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